Good evening. My name is Erik Destler, but I am most known as The Phantom Of The Opera. My story is a sad and tragic one. I do not wish to elaborate further.
I CANNOT TELL YOU HOW MANY TIMES I’VE QUOTED THIS WITHOUT ANYONE NOTICING
when you and your friend see someone you hate
if u ever think ur bored just remember that somebody somewhere is typing up the terms and conditions
hey everyone, lets talk about how syphilis didnt appear in Europe till after Christopher Columbus came back from America but didnt exist in people from the Americas either until then. lets talk about how the…
nothing is impossible when the pirates of the caribbean theme plays in the background
reblogable by request~ anon
this had ten notes yesterday.
Reblogging for “GET IN YOUR KANGAROOS AND HIDE THE BOOMERANGS”
wait… something’s not right
OH MY GOD NOT THE PANTS TOO
HIDE YO KIDS HIDE YO WIFE THEY ARE COMING
I swear to fucking god everyone on this whole website is high
High on frikkin bRITAIN BETCH
hey everyone, lets talk about how syphilis didnt appear in Europe till after Christopher Columbus came back from America but didnt exist in people from the Americas either until then. lets talk about how the only animals syphilis was found in before then were llamas.
no im not kidding we need to talk about this
Sometimes I wonder what it would be like if Megalodons weren’t extinct and I feel a bit sick
we’ve explored less than 5% of the ocean. how do you know that they are extinct
It creeps me the fuck out that there could be so many scary species at the bottom of the ocean and we wouldn’t have a fucking clue
i can just imagine peter capaldi reading one of moffat’s bullshit scripts and going up to him like “steven you have to change this it makes no sense” and moffat is all “no it’s hilarious and perfect and ~*~sexy~*~ and i’m the showrunner” and peter’s just like
"i wrote and directed an oscar winning film you abhorrent frog now fucking change it"
We’re counting on you, Peter
you know that thing where you scrunch up your arms and it looks like you have only hands well this one time when i was little i kept it up for 3 days no matter where i was
one time i also pissed off my entire family for 3 days
the last picture i cANT BREATHE